On closer inspection.

Source: tfs.

I noticed recently that no one is normal. How epiphanic of me right? This concept of normality was contrived by some jack arse way off in Narnia where all they do is make children's books that use Nazi tactics (colourful propaganda) to brainwash and translate these ideas into us as children. All it takes is one day working in a bakery to realise that this is total crap. Everyone is weird, and therefore somehow wonderful for it. The truly cool people in this world, are the ones that know how to either embrace or hide this affliction from human consumption. Some are just better at it than others you know.

Love Always xoxo,

S.A.A.

N.B. Just a fyi, this is what you realise under the influence of a lot of flour consumption through the nasal cavity, and extended periods of time exposed to dumb-arses who can't decided whether or not they want their bread thick or thin sliced which somehow invariably affects the way they can't pronounce the two words, distinctly.