In the case of an Emergency. Stick your head between your knees, and kiss your butt goodbye!

Miu Miu S/S 08

Miu Miu S/S 08
Photos: Style.com

Girls, you can officially kiss your ass goodbye this summer because with hems hitting staggering new heights-cue Miu Miu s/s 08- it is unlikely that anyone will be daring the new cheek skimming proportions of the up coming skirt trends without a serious number of squats under their newly cinched belt! This fast approaching spring/summer 08 is set to be one of the shortest yet. When it comes to skirts of course, I mean if you can call them that? Bloomers in these cases would not go astray if say you had a pair? But of course I'm not talking about those stupid little mini denim things some girls I see sporting, oh NO NO NO! This s/s it is all about the fuller skirt, are you listening? I said FULLER SKIRT!! All I can say is thank god, because it's hard enough doing the whole, 'are my undies showing?' thing without having to worry about whether the old faithful muffin top is making an appearance. So despite having to attain Miranda's pins, at least fashion accepted our womanly curves for once and cinched in waist! So girls come rain or shine when it hits September-ok maybe october- I want to see you all sporting gorgeous full high waisted skirts with plenty of patterns or bright block colours. But that's a whole other story now. So in the meantime start looking through the last of American chainstores websites which should be stocking the last of their summer styles but be quick cause their winter is closing in faster than you can say Miucia Prada!Love Always xoxo
S.A.A.